In 2003, some nice men from Adelaide, Australia started Movember.org. Remember, they abbreviate everything here. Mo is short for Moustache. Hell yeah. The other thing they do a lot of here— raising big time money for charities. Since Australia is so rich, they bring in crazy amounts of money for charity all the time. One of the funniest things is when they get these kids out in the city with buckets to collect for causes, and by the end of their shift, they just lazily say, “Cancer” as you walk by them. Lazy. They don’t even shake the can or anything. Just “cancer”. 

Anyhow, one of the most impressive things is when all the men, well those who can, spend all of November growing a moustache to raise money for mens’ charities and diseases. Now, if you are a the type of person who can’t appreciate a good ‘stache, then step off right now. But if you LOVE and I mean LOVE LOVE LOVE any guy who can proudly rock [[earmuffs, Bro,]] the best ride in town, then keep reading. 

I just ordered a coffee from a creepy blonde guy with an even creepier mustache. It was blonde. YUCK. But I gave him money for his charity. I think his charity was a new razor blade to shave that disgusting thing off. 

I told him that he needs to go back to see what the greats did to grow and manicure theirs id est: Burt Reynolds, Wyatt Earp, Tom Selleck. DUH. 

And when I FINALLY get home, get my OWN place, ikea the shit out of it, I FULLY intent to furnish it the way God intended me to do so with every single item I’ve always wanted in my own place. Namely, this pillow: