December 2010
6 posts
DealingHealingReelingFeeling(s)-Neil.Neil.Neil.
I wondered when would be the appropriate time to write a lame blog about something serious. Hmm. I don’t know exactly where to start or how? I don’t want to offend anyone, but I blog… because I just blog. Whatever. Here goes…
I must have been there with Joe at his place one day about a year ago when 2 of the most fabulous gays walked into his place. One wore a tight light...
If SD is a Whale's V, then SB must be a Whale's A.
Well, the battle between Carlsbad and Santa Barbara lasted about a week. Both excellent opportunities. Both with major pros and serious cons. But only one would have the most serious con of all: me.
It was like a play, some slapstick for about 30 minutes. Im on the hotline with job A while job B was calling me. Only to receive confirmation from job B that they didnt want me until month X,...
How To Jazz Up A Funeral in 3, 2, 1...
The big gay relative.
Sadly, a very dear and sweet relative passed away and I had to attend the funeral today. She was well loved, stunning to be in the presence of, and easily one of the most loved elders in the family. The tough thing about it was that everyone kept saying how much she really loved me. I could have spent more time with her and didn’t. Enough about my guilt beause now...
Your Stupid Fucking Duckface
I have never seen The Mask starring Jim Carrey. It seems to be on television right now and I have to say, I see the 90s allure…
Wait, let me back my thang up.
This morning I woke up to a dream that my esbozo was touching my long tendrils and said, “You need to lighten up.” Now, this could have meant that I really need to get to the Heatherstylist pronto to resuscitate the...
Time is a Whore...
…and a thief. She’ll steal your fun sexy boyfriend and turn him into your husband. She’ll snatch your snatch and put a baby in there. She’ll tap on your shoulder and make you take a good look at your life, questioning where the last couple of years went. She’ll take your tight “crew” and make everyone grow up and go in different directions only to come...