January 2010
7 posts
Inertia Creeps
For Christmas I made these fridge magnets because a cheezeball db like me does cheezeball db things. These are probably the gayest/most amazing magnets you’ll ever see in your entire life and I dare you to try and top them. Sadly they are held hostage on a fridge in Inglewood, Perth, Western Australia, Other Side of My World. I debated whether or not to put his magnet up, not sure if...
“so, i said: ‘i bought these condoms special for you.’….is that...”
– a.d.g. displaying yet again why her life is comprehensively more interesting than mine.
textual healing
mcr: i am not pumping any gas on road trip
js: i'm happy to pump petrol
mcr: well, i hope ur getting "pumped" to see me
js: i am very excited. cant wait.
mcr: i dont think u've used an exclamation point in all ur 33 years on this earth
Revolutionary Road
I just remembered that I have a blog. I have not blogged in while due to life being a mush pot of confusion since August. Some who know me will say that I bring this drama unto myself. I can’t argue. It is the composition of who I am at this very specific moment in time: A wtfuckery of brains/looks/freetime. (I know. I threw in “looks” because as the universe would have it,...
“oh, i’m just so pretty, but I have diarrhea”
– a.d.g. mocking me last night at the walgreens. not cool.